Who Knows What Where When Why

CHORUS:
Who knows what where when why
Do I love you like I do
It remains to me a mystery
After all you put me through
Now, I could be Sherlock Holmes
(Charlie Chan, Dick Tracy)
And still not have a clue
Who knows what where when why
Do I love you like I do

I give you all my honey
You won’t toss me a bone
And when I think I’m funny
You roll your eyes and groan
You keep changin’ your address
When I find out where you live
Everything you think, say and do
Is counterintuitive

(REPEAT CHORUS)

When I think I’m in the game
You change all the rules
I wanna be your handyman
And you pawn off all my tools
Now I’m stuck, my feathers plucked
And my future’s flyin’ south
I’m sorry for what I said before
I open up my mouth

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Though I know I’m always wrong
And you are always right
When I wanna get along
You wanna pick a fight
Honey all my self respect
Is sliding down the drain
All the evidence suggests
I don’t have half o’ brain

(REPEAT CHORUS)

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