Cartoon
words and music by Tim Noah and Nick Manson© 1995

CHORUS:
I’m a cartoon, you’re a cartoon
You’re zany, entertain me
On a rainy afternoon
You’re a cartoon, I’m a loony tune
You can be my funny papers
I’ll be you’re buffoon

Oh, please don’t make me laugh no more
I’m gonna have a hernia and die for sure
I’m laughin’ so hard, I’m rollin’ on the floor
I got a bellyache and my face is sore

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Oh, the TV’s got a quirk, it needs repair
It won’t work but I don’t care
I put a gob o’ butch wax in my hair
Now it sticks straight up in the air

(REPEAT CHORUS)

Oh, who can make me giggle
When they wiggle their ears?
Who makes their eyeballs look real weird?
Who can make me laugh ‘til I’m in tears
It’s that goofy goon in the bathroom mirror

(REPEAT CHORUS

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