Christmas Don’t Do Business With A Rat Like Me
words and music by Tim Noah © 2009

VERSE #1:
Shut up the jingle bells and melt the snow
Don’t give me none o’ that Ho! Ho! Ho!
I never sat on Santa’s knee
Christmas Don’t Do Business With A Rat Like Me

Happy Holidays! Humbug! Ha!
Don’t give me none o’ that Fa-la-la-la-la
I never had no toys, never had no tree
Christmas Don’t Do Business With A Rat Like Me

BRIDGE:
Hey, Rudolph turn off your nose so bright
Those little elves are wound up too tight
Too much eggnog, too much glee
Too much o’ nothin’ for a rat like me

(REPEAT VERSE #1 and BRIDGE)

Shut up the jingle bells and melt the snow
Don’t give me none o’ that Ho! Ho! Ho!
Stuff your mistletoe and potpourri
Christmas Don’t Do Business
(Christmas Don’t Do Business)
Christmas Don’t Do Business
(Christmas Don’t Do Business)
With A Rat Like Me

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