Big Booger
words and music by Tim Noah © 1985

VERSE #1:
You gotta quit kickin’ me around
Pushin’ and shovin’ and knockin’ me down
I’m afraid to go to school
I’m all shook up (I said) don’t be cruel
Teacher, teacher, teacher can’t you see
That Big Booger’s pickin’ on me

I was walkin’ to school one day
When a great Big Booger came walkin’ my way
He had the biggest muscles I’d ever seen
He was feelin’ kind o’ lowdown dirty and mean
Teacher, teacher, teacher can’t you see
That Big Booger’s pickin’ on me

He ate my lunch, he messed up my hair
I wanted to run but I didn’t know where
Hey you kid, you better leave me alone
Ow! I wanna go home
Teacher, teacher, teacher can’t you see
That Big Booger’s pickin’ on me

(REPEAT VERSE #1)

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